Gordon is a 25-year-old straight guy who works as an electrician.

"How is business these days?" I asked. "You know, with the housing slump and such."

"It sucks," he said. "Everything is real slow. Not much work these days."

"Is that part of why you're here?" I asked. "To make some extra money?"

"I guess," he said. "I was thinking about maybe changing careers. I love fucking chicks and I'm good at it so..."